Ian’s New House of the Dragon article
Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Game of Thrones, Pop Culture
Ian just wrote an ode to her favorite trans-coded character in House of the Dragon for Them. You can check it out here.

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July 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Game of Thrones, Pop Culture
Ian just wrote an ode to her favorite trans-coded character in House of the Dragon for Them. You can check it out here.

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July 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
One of the great beauties of sapphic love is the way it makes you see the world differently. The grind of life, the mundaneness of apathy, none of it matters when an older soft masc is giving you all her attention. Even in its messiest incarnations, there’s nothing quite like it.
The 1998 film High Art depicts a lesbian romance at a pivotal time in a young woman’s life. Syd (Radha Mitchell) is an assistant editor at Frame, a high-end photography magazine. Newly promoted, though without a raise, Syd finds herself stuck mostly doing PA work, fetching coffee for her boss Harry (David Thorton), who doesn’t care about her ambitions at all. Her boyfriend James (Gabriel Mann) doesn’t really understand the art world, or her desire to move up the ranks.
One evening, Syd goes upstairs to the apartment above theirs, hoping to solve a leak. She meets Lucy Berliner (Ally Sheedy) a photographer in a spacious apartment filled with people doing heroin, including her girlfriend Greta (Patrica Clarkson), a German actress. Syd is infatuated with the photos Lucy has decorated her apartment with, attempting to pitch her to her boss, not realizing that Lucy once had a noteworthy career of her own.
Syd’s boss only takes an interest in Lucy when other editors at the magazine start waxing poetic about her work. Syd strongarms Lucy into agreeing to do the cover of Frame, shrugging off warning signs that her new older crush has major attachment issues that have plagued her career and personal life. As Syd grows closer to Lucy and her hard-partying friends, she starts to grow apart from James, who worries about her casual heroin use.
Fitting for a film about photography, director Lisa Cholodenko crafts a narrative that centers on the gaze. Syd and Lucy are almost two sides of the same coin, Syd looking for meaning out of life as she tries to find a way up the ladder in an unforgiving world, and Lucy, a daughter of immense privilege who can’t seem to care about any of the opportunities she’s been given. Both see each other as a prism into the way life could be, but differ in their motivation to actually will a better tomorrow into reality.
Sheedy puts forth the best performance of her career, bringing ample depth to Lucy’s icy exterior as she explores the intricacies of sapphic yearning. Lucy cares about a few things, namely the health of Greta, her mother’s begrudging acceptance of her sexuality, and the toxic behavior of her friends in her apartment. The only problem is that she only seems to have one solution: running away.
The moments between Syd and Lucy are when the film really shines. Cholodenko captures the cross-section of love and lust, the people who cling to a new fling like a life raft because they lack the strength, or the will, to clean up the mess in their own house. Syd and Lucy’s love is real, and a lie, a portrait of what life could look like, if only one person didn’t need every crutch in her reach.
The people who wonder if happiness is a choice need look no further than the bedroom in upstate New York where Syd and Lucy’s passions come to a head. Lesbian relationships often have a reputation for being messy, but love itself is not a messy notion. Some people just need to toss over every bookshelf in their life so that they don’t have to face a handful of solvable problems standing in the way of their happiness.
Cholodenko’s screenplay is a little unfocused at times, creating strains on the film’s 101-minute runtime. Lucy’s scenes without Syd are a bit of a mixed bag, especially those with her mother, Vera (Tammy Grimes). Lucy is not a particularly sympathetic character, and the narrative’s efforts to flesh her out are not given enough attention to fully land.
High Art is a beautiful piece of 90s queer cinema. Many in the LGBTQ community can relate to the timeless dynamic of an older person coming into our lives, changing the way we see the world, and peacing out before following through on a single promise made in the bedroom. There’s still plenty of beauty that comes from having your heart broken.
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June 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
It can be easy to overcomplicate the troubles that have plagued film adaptations of DC Comics for the past decade. Zack Snyder’s Ayn Rand grimdark nonsense was never going to have a ton of mainstream appeal, but efforts to course-correct the franchise hit plenty of avoidable snags. Time and time again, these movies just weren’t very good.
James Gunn and Peter Safran were brought on not just to execute a soft reboot, but to make good movies. Last year’s Superman was a promising start for the new administration. Just a year later, the abominable Supergirl takes us right back to where we started.
A loose adaptation of Tom King’s Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, the film takes us away from Earth, as Kara Zor-El (Milly Alcock) tries to find her place in the universe after the destruction of her homeworld. Depressed and lonely, she spends her days drinking on planets in orbit around a red sun, which suppresses her powers, and her liver. Her libations are interrupted by a young girl Ruthye (Eve Ridley), whose family was murdered by Krem of the Yellow Hills (Matthias Schoenaerts). What started as a typical Western revenge story takes on additional emotional stakes as Krem shoots Krypto, Kara’s pupper and breakout star of Superman, with a poison dart, sending Kara scrambling to find the antidote within seventy-two hours.
Alcock is very comfortable in the lead role. The Supergirl character has been a challenge for DC Comics for decades. The CBS/CW Supergirl leaned into that all-American image that her cousin is known for. Director Craig Gillespie definitely doesn’t want Kara to be emulating a Boy Scout, but this version of the character doesn’t really have a ton of personality either. She’s an alcoholic. That’s pretty much her whole characterization.
We get some flashbacks of Krypton falling apart and the subsequent fall of Argo City that might appeal to hardcore fans, but the pieces don’t really come together in a way that doesn’t feel like a generic coming-of-age story bending over backwards to create stakes. This dynamic is on display most with how often the film needs to tell us what kind of sun each system has. Part of the problem with depicting the Superfam on screen is how ridiculously powerful they all are.
To create drama, people have to be able to challenge the hero. The film could achieve that either by having a really strong villain or a lot of Kryptonite. Krem is kind of a joke, a cookie-cutter comic book villain with no personality. Gillespie has zero ability to manage Kara’s power level, making the whole exercise into a pathetic plot device. She’s powered up when she needs to be, and screwed when the mechanics of narrative demand it.
For whatever reason, this film felt the need to include Lobo (Jason Momoa, who previously led the DCEU as Aquaman) in an extended cameo. The special effects are really bad. Part of what made Tom King’s original story work so well was that it felt like its own thing, with beautiful artwork from Bilqus Evely. This film looks like every other D-list superhero romp sitting at the bottom of the bargain bin.
Gillespie never really overcomes the original sin at the heart of this mess, an entire movie built around a single woman’s problem with drinking. It’s often said that alcohol is not a substitute for a personality. James Gunn might have kept that in mind with this woefully pathetic narrative.
We can certainly have sympathy for Kara’s plight, being one of the last survivors of the Kryptonian race. But beyond the generic hero’s call to “do good,” there’s just nothing really here to leave any kind of impression. The film desperately wants to lean into Kara as an anti-hero, but the film spends no time exploring her as a person.
That might not matter as much if this film had anything going for it. The action sequences are terrible. In some ways, it’s nice to have a superhero narrative where the world isn’t ending, but this third act is a joke. Even at a brisk 108 minutes, the whole thing feels way too long.
Much has been said over the past few years regarding how superhero films don’t really feel essential anymore. Genre fatigue is an easy excuse that doesn’t really apply here. Gunn built a lot of goodwill by delivering a strong Superman movie last year. For whatever reason, the new DCU chose to squander all of that with an absolute nothing of a feature. Supergirl is boring, ugly, and sloppy. Worst of all, I don’t think anyone can explain why it exists.
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June 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
There’s a tendency by many aging comedians to proclaim that the humor that launched their careers could never be made today. Rainn Wilson recently attempted that train of thought with regard to The Office, as if a network comedy truly contained any material that wouldn’t be celebrated in Trump’s America. You never hear that kind of talk from the Jackass crew, who were successfully taken off the air after a campaign from right-wing culture warriors.
As 2022’s Jackass Forever showed us, some comedians can age with grace and maturity, even without straying too far from their roots. Jackass: Best and Last is a victory lap of sorts. The film is largely a clip show with highlights from the crew’s career, interspliced with some new footage featuring the newer crew that was introduced on the last go-around.
There’s something oddly charming about watching Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and the rest of the gang age. As Steve-O noted in the film, concussions hit differently when you’re pushing fifty. Knoxville took quite the hit back from a bull in Forever.
The crew is largely retired from dangerous stunts in Best and Last. “Best” and “Last” are distinctly separate concepts here. The best parts of the film come mostly through the “greatest hits” portion of the program, revisiting old memories. Aside from a few unaired clips, the romp down memory lane should be a little familiar to anyone going to a theater to watch the fifth Jackass movie.
The clip show dynamic is a little awkward at times, replaying moments that anyone could stream at home. The new cast is largely sidelined, with only Sean “Poopies” McInerney, Zach Holmes, and Jasper Dolphin getting much of anything to do. Rachel Wolfson and Compston “Dark Shark” Wilson (Jasper’s father) are nothing more than background characters.
Jackass: Forever had a degree of intimacy that could be explained by the pandemic, limited to closed sets without any stunts on location. Best and Last keeps them mostly confined to the Paramount Lot. Almost every new stunt is centered around butts or genitalia. Of the original main cast, only Ehren McGhehey and Dave England participate in any extreme stunts that any one of them might have attempted in an earlier era.
The OG crew has been through a lot. It’s understandable that they’d want to take a step away from the dangerous stuff, but that’s also why the new people were brought in. Jackass Forever proved that there was life left in this franchise. Best and Last doesn’t really try to be much of anything other than a victory lap.
There’s a lot of joy to be had watching a Jackass career retrospective that almost forgives the inherent laziness of the premise and the complete irrelevance of the newer crew. Bam Margera, who was fired from Forever, and Ryan Dunn, who passed away in 2011, feature prominently, giving an extra layer of emotional depth to the experience. Despite a joke by Pontius that he wasn’t in touch with his emotions, there’s a lot of obvious love here that radiates through the screen.
But there’s also the awkward reality that one new scene is nearly always followed by several romps that longtime fans have already seen. At one point, Steve-O announces that he wants to be the MVP of the movie, as other cast members laid better claim to films of Jackass past. This film has no MVP, or any interest in leaving a mark of its own.
Despite that, despite its lack of originality, despite the sidelining of nearly everyone who showed up to play in Forever, Best and Last somehow essentially achieves its objective. While several cast members muse to Knoxville that he’s threatened to end the franchise before, this does really feel like the end of the line. More than that, it feels like it should be the end. There’s nothing forward-thinking about any of these proceedings.
Jackass is not a sentimental franchise, but there’s something beautiful in watching all of this come together. The “manosphere” has warped the meaning of American masculinity, but the Jackass crew achieved something that the far-right could never imagine. They grew up.
Preston Lacy set up the waterworks late in the third act, as the crew talked about watching footage of themselves from decades past. Soft-spoken in his delivery, he merely says that he misses Ryan Dunn. You’re not supposed to cry watching something like Jackass, but it’s hard to make it through the credits without feeling the weight of a quarter-century of these antics coming to an end.
Jackass: Best and Last is not a great movie. At times, it feels more like a television special. Even if it may not impress, there’s a lot of joy to be had watching these guys bring their odyssey to a close. America has changed a lot since the early 2000s. The Jackass boys did too. The world may not have necessarily needed the last two installments, but there’s something wonderful to be found in the men they grew to be.
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June 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
The generation that grew up with the original Toy Story is old enough to have plenty of kids of their own. Sixteen years ago, Toy Story 3 delivered one of the finest finales to a trilogy that cinema has ever seen. It’s a testament to the creative team that they’ve managed to produce two subsequent installments that stood on their own without diminishing the emotional impact of their predecessors.
Toy Story 5 arrives with a newfound sense of urgency. Screens dominate our lives, and destroy our attention span. The almighty algorithm poses a particular threat to children. Considering that the original Toy Story was made for the last generation of kids to grow up with memories of life before the predominance of the internet, it’s only fitting that the gang would have some thoughts on the technology that we’re all pretty sure is ruining our lives.
The fifth film takes place two years after the events of Toy Story 4. Bonnie (Scarlett Spears, taking over for Madeline McGraw) still loves her toys, but her classmates are all obsessed with tablets. Hoping to make it easier for Bonnie to make a friend, her parents purchase a Lilypad (Greta Lee), known as Lily. Having seen the effects of screen use on the neighborhood, Jessie (Joan Cusack) and gang resolve to keep Bonnie away from the addictive allure of the tablet.
Toy Story 4 essentially justified its existence by serving as an extended character piece for Woody (Tom Hanks). The fifth movie takes the same approach, centering Jessie as the new lead. Director Andrew Stanton manages to revisit some of Jessie’s arc from Toy Story 2 without totally cribbing its emotional beats. Much of the drama stems from Bonnie attempting to befriend a group of mean girls who dislike her youthful energy, stoking Jessie’s long-held fear of abandonment.
The pivot toward Jessie gives the franchise a breath of fresh air, only made a little awkward by the perpetual presence of the character that we spent the last film saying goodbye to. Woody has been aged by his years in the wild, best exemplified by the bald spot on his head that the writers think is absolutely hilarious. Sadly absent from this film are the many quips usually allotted to the supporting players.
Many franchises have successfully pivoted away from their original lead. Films like Blade Runner: 2049 and Spider-Man: No Way Home managed to incorporate legacy characters quite well, usually reserving them for the third act. Here, Woody enters the narrative fairly early on. Neither Woody nor Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) gets a lot to do. Particularly in the case of Woody, his presence can be distracting at times, leading to a natural feeling that he’d make more of an impact than he really delivers.
Toy Story 3 had a lot of big swings. This film largely plays it safe. The creatively ambitious move would have been to either limit the original sheriff to a cameo, or cut him entirely. Instead, Woody lingers, essentially boxing out the rest of the original supporting players. Woody might sell more toys than Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog, or the Potato Heads, but he had his time. Part of a great goodbye involves not saying hello basically ten minutes later.
That sense of narrative laziness also extends to the whole tablet plot. The film does have a few sequences showing the mindlessness of doom-scrolling. It’s uncomfortable at times to watch if you’re an adult who wonders if you spend too much time on your phone (you probably do).
Pixar movies usually go straight for the heartstrings, unafraid to showcase the big feelings for all to see. Randy Newman’s iconic “Strange Things” was a wake-up call to Woody in the first movie about the realities of being replaced. Jessie went through the same stuff in the sequel. Stanton’s first Pixar film, Finding Nemo, went for broke in the first five minutes, killing off Nemo’s mother immediately. Pixar doesn’t play around with emotion.
Toy Story 5 does not approach the dangers of screen addiction with that same sense of determination. We see Bonnie going through it a bit, but the film does not attempt to make screens the enemy. One look at Disney+ can show us why, but Pixar is also the same company that produced the excellent Marxist primer A Bug’s Life, which taught countless young people how to overthrow the grasshopper bourgeoisie. Toy Story 5 is clearly done with the socialism.
The voice acting is mostly solid. There’s no getting away from the fact that Allen, Hanks, and Cusack are all a lot older than they were when these movies started, but only Allen is noticeably subdued in his delivery. The film does lean into the physical age of its toy characters at times, offering some compelling commentary on learning to accept the passage of time.
Toy Story 5 is in many ways an improvement over its immediate predecessor, especially for those of us who thought it was a little childish of Woody to peace out when he wasn’t the favorite toy anymore. Stanton gives Jessie the payoff many of us have been waiting for. The film manages to be a worthy installment in the franchise without feeling the need to try to top the emotional heights of its predecessors. It’s not the most revolutionary experience on the planet, but it’s first-class entertainment for all ages to enjoy at the theater.
Monday
June 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
One of the harder parts about growing older as an LGBTQ person is the realization that the better tomorrow that was promised isn’t exactly coming. The 2015 Supreme Court decision Obergefell v. Hodges was supposed to turn the page on all the homophobic rhetoric that basks in this nation’s culture. Instead, we got a wave of anti-trans legislation and lobbying to roll back gay marriage that continues to this day.
The 1990 landmark documentary Paris is Burning remains an invaluable resource in the queer liberation movement. Set against the backdrop of New York’s ball culture, the film chronicles a diverse group of performers from a few of the “houses” that serve as found families for those who were rejected by their biological parents. Twenty-five years before the mainstream media treated Caitlyn Jenner’s coming out as a “Book of Genesis” style origin story for an entire group of people, plenty of trans folk found community amongst each other.
Director Jennie Livingston presents an easily accessible portrait of ball culture and its origins. The footage captures the larger-than-life feel of walking the runway, the energy in the room radiating through the screen. As many of the interviewees said, ballroom is all they have.
Many of the subjects had grand aspirations for careers in the arts. While performers like Madonna made millions appropriating dance moves such as voguing from ballroom culture, the originators were stuck on the fringes, a plastic trophy serving as the only real acknowledgement of their achievements. The outside world still has its limits for trans folk, especially women of color, but inside the ballroom, they could be anything.
Livingston’s work is inherently bleak at times, filmed in the middle of the AIDS crisis and centered on one of the most impoverished groups in the nation. That dread doesn’t really come across, even with subjects like Venus Xtravaganza, who was murdered before the conclusion of the documentary, a crime that remains unsolved. Their lives are more challenging than most, in a country hellbent on keeping trans people down, but they still find the joy in life.
The most powerful moment in the film comes from subject Dorian Corey, speaking on the nature of activism. Her statement, “You don’t have to bend the world. I think it’s better to just enjoy it,” is an important thing to keep in mind for plenty of trans people trying to survive in modern America.
It’s hard to wake up in an unjust world. Nobody wants to be told not to fight so hard for a better tomorrow. But tomorrow is coming regardless. The fact that it may not look pretty isn’t an excuse not to go out and find the joy where you can.
There can be a certain frustration watching Paris is Burning 36 years later, watching many of the same realities afflict the LGBTQ community. Those doors that the ballroom queens couldn’t kick down are still inaccessible to all but a handful of people. Progress has been made. AIDS, which took the lives of many of the film’s subjects, is no longer a death sentence.
The visibility question is another point that the world seems unwilling to grapple with. What is the use-value of visibility? Trans people existed in the 80s, as the film eloquently portrays.
America today still acts as if trans people are some new, recent thing. Paris is Burning showed full, vibrant communities, decades ago. The world just didn’t want to listen. A disgusting number of states are passing laws trying to pull the wool over the eyes of their own citizens, trying to pretend like the stuff portrayed in this documentary hasn’t always been around.
Like many of the subjects of the film, today’s LGBTQ community may not live long enough to see true equality obtained. That’s a depressing thought to sit with, until you consider how much progress we have made, how much joy there is to be had, if you’re willing to stand up and stand out in a world that doesn’t necessarily want you around.
Paris is Burning is a timeless reminder to have a good time as civilization crumbles all around us. Trans people may never achieve true liberation. That’s no excuse not to have fun along the way.
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June 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
The past few years have taught a lot of Americans about the levers of capitalism that have exploited the working class since the dawn of time. The idea of hard work being all you need for success is practically the stuff of fairy tales. People have caught on to the reality that billionaires rarely achieve such status by playing by the rules.
Boots Riley’s absurdist crime comedy I Love Boosters takes aim at the business practices of the fashion industry. Corvette (Keke Palmer), Sade (Naomi Ackie), and Mariah (Taylour Paige) are three “boosters,” people who shoplift high-end clothing to resell at a discount on the black market. Living out of a closed-down fast-food chicken restaurant, their favorite target is the Metro Designers chain, owned by Christie Smith (Demi Moore), an idol of Corvette’s.
Christie, an outspoken personality on social media, exploits her workers both domestically and abroad. Metro Designers specializes in monochrome collections, which store employees are expected to purchase for themselves each season when the stores completely rebrand to a new color. Working conditions at her Chinese sweatshop are inhumane. One of the workers, Jianhu (Poppy Liu) started raiding Metro Designers’ shops after her aunt died and her mother got cancer from the sandblasting at Christie’s shops.
Riley’s work reaches new levels of surrealism when the Boosters team up with Jianhu, who is armed with a portable transportation device that’s also capable of deconstruction and situational acceleration, riffing on Marx’s theory of dialectical materialism. The transporter devices are quite amusing, if not a little stifling amidst everything else going on. When it’s not busy diving into heavy Marxism, the narrative makes space for more surface-level critiques in the form of Dr. Jack (Don Cheadle), who runs a classic pyramid scheme called Friends being Friendly.
There is a lot going on in I Love Boosters. Riley’s attention to style is perpetually on display, particularly the set design. Christie’s office, built on an incline, helps set the tone for the film’s lack of subtlety. The score, performed by Tune-Yards, operates on the same wavelength as Riley’s frantic sense of pacing.
The three leading women have a natural sense of chemistry. We don’t learn a ton about any of them as people. Corvette gets the most character development, especially opposite a mysterious man with a pinky ring (LaKeith Stanfield) but Riley is pretty content to let things play out as a fairly standard revenge piece. Moore and Cheadle showed up to play, while Will Poulter shines in a bit role as one of the store managers. Paige is the real comedic standout, constantly eliciting laughs through Mariah’s antics.
Riley’s worldbuilding is the key to the film’s success. Everything feels lived-in, fostering an inclusive atmosphere for the narrative’s ample humor. The dramatic tension rarely lets up, an exhausting 113-minute runtime that could probably have shaved ten minutes off.
The film wears its anti-capitalist message on its sleeve, but the substance of the story doesn’t go much deeper. There’s too much going on for Riley to really thoroughly explore any of his themes. Cheadle’s storyline doesn’t really receive enough attention to justify its place in the narrative.
Capitalism itself largely relies on people being too overwhelmed to process all of life’s own whiplash. Riley takes a lot of big swings with I Love Boosters. They don’t all land perfectly, but the space he created is so much fun to spend time in. The arts as a whole would be a lot healthier if more artists were given space to work their own magic like Riley.
Thursday
April 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
Superhero movies have become so ubiquitous that it feels weird to imagine a time thirty years ago, when one film almost took down the whole genre. Warner Bros.’ original Batman series was a landmark moment for the entire industry, proof that the Dark Knight had commercial appeal beyond comic books and the campiness of the Adam West television series from the 60s. After the success of Batman Returns, perhaps the genre’s finest hour, the levers of capitalism demanded a more commercial-friendly caped crusader than Tim Burton’s dark take on the character could provide.
Batman Forever, director Joel Schumacher’s first effort at the helm of the franchise, signaled a pivot toward a take on Gotham that was more appealing to small children, and the toy companies that catered to them. Michael Keaton’s cerebral Bruce Wayne was swapped out for Val Kilmer, while Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey introduced the kind of comedy into the franchise that evoked notes of Adam West and Burt Ward. Schumacher also brought back Batman’s beloved sidekick Robin, a detested figure among filmmakers who only want the most serious, adult Batman possible.
Schumacher’s follow-up tossed any remaining remnants of Burton’s worldbuilding out the window of the Batmobile. Batman & Robin is not the kind of film made for artistic purposes. From the very first action sequence, playing hockey with a diamond on a makeshift rink in the middle of the Gotham museum, one notion is abundantly clear. This movie exists to sell toys.
Batman & Robin is one of the most intimate superhero movies ever made, a soap opera in every sense of the word. At its heart, it’s a love story on three separate levels. Pamela Isley (Uma Thurman) wants to rid the world of its pesky humans who terrorize the environment. Dr. Victor Fries (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to save his wife amidst an American healthcare system that doesn’t care about its citizens.
The beating heart of the film is a rivals-to-lovers story between master and apprentice. George Clooney’s take on Bruce Wayne essentially splits the difference between Keaton and Kilmer, the cerebral nature of the former and the pretty boy charm of the latter. Robin (Chris O’Donnell) is not quite his ward, instead embodying the more adult Nightwing version of Dick Grayson. Clooney and O’Donnell are less than ten years apart in age, adding to the melodrama when Bruce tries to instill life lessons upon the kid he later addresses as a brother.
Schumacher, proudly openly gay decades before many in Hollywood considered it normal, injected his signature flamboyant aesthetic into most of his work. The sexual tension between Bruce and Dick is clearly his priority in the movie, dispelling with Batman’s normal detective work in favor of added melodrama. Schumacher covers his tracks in a number of clever ways.
Many of the cinematic Batman adaptations have felt the need to treat Bruce Wayne like James Bond, usually including a love interest who disappears by the next film. Julie Madison (Ella Macpherson), Batman’s very first love interest from back in the 1930s, got the nod for Batman & Robin. Her two scenes leave no impression whatsoever, Bruce Wayne lacking any of the romantic chemistry with Madison that he has with Grayson.
Upon her transformation into Poison Ivy at the hands of Dr. Jason Woodrue (John Glover), himself an apex villain of DC Comics, Isley functions as the perfect beard for Bruce’s love affair with his own ward. Poison Ivy possesses a pheromone dust which makes most of Gotham fall in love with her, including Batman & Robin.
Bruce and Dick have several arguments over the course of the film. At first, the arguments center around the nature of family, Batman still getting used to not being a lone wolf. Alfred (Michael Gough, who, along with Pat Hingle were the only two actors to appear in all four films in the original Batman series). Alfred’s heart lies with the youth, including Grayson and his niece Barbara Wilson (Alicia Silverstone, playing a variation of the character unique to the film).
As the film goes on, Poison Ivy’s pheromones serve as meager cover fire for the film’s obligatory nods to compulsory heterosexuality (also known as comphet). Batman and Robin are clearly in love, Grayson serving as the aging twink desperate for the approval of his mentor, himself conflicted with the reality that being a family means more than adventurous nights out. You have to care about people during the day, too.
Schumacher’s work is light-hearted, doing injustice to the potentially powerful themes of climate change and the shortcomings of the American healthcare system. Neither Poison Ivy nor Mr. Freeze has the same menacing touch as The Penguin, but Thurman and Schwarzenegger showed up to play. Schwarzenegger is the only one well-served by the film’s terrible script, penned by Akira Goldsman, who later won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind.
People often say that puns are the lowest form of humor. Mr. Freeze puns are genius. Who doesn’t want a lovesick doctor to drop lines like “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” while they’re trying to destroy the planet?
The early 2000s ushered in this era of serious superhero movies that drew parallels to reality. While plenty of competent filmmakers produced great art, these stories come from comic books. They’re supposed to be ridiculous.
You know what’s actually far-fetched? Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who spends his time running around on rooftops, spending all his money on fancy gadgets, and making his butler stay up all night watching the Batcave. This is not an ethical man, but rather, a rogue billionaire who treats Gotham like his own personal playground.
Bruce could have helped the environment. He could have invested money in curing the MacGregor’s syndrome that affected Nora Fries, and later Alfred. He doesn’t do that, because he doesn’t actually care. Who is the real villain?
Schumacher caught a lot of flak for the film’s heavy commercialization. Is that really his fault? Warner Bros. gave him a mandate. He followed through, not always cooperatively either.
At one point, Poison Ivy remarks that she’s not a fighter, which is why her action figures come with Bane (Robert Swenson). This film knows exactly what it is: a product. Capitalism slowly eroded the perfect Batman crafted by Tim Burton, but Schumacher wasn’t content to let it destroy his work’s ample artistic merit.
The film does have its issues. Clooney’s lack of confidence ends up being an asset, another layer to Batman’s love story with Robin. The screenplay is genuinely horrible. The film fell into the trap of prioritizing new heroes at the expense of developing its existing characters, an issue that still plagues the genre to this day. There is a motorcycle race that serves no purpose other than to introduce Coolio into the DC universe.
Maybe Clooney wasn’t having so much fun trying not to sleep with his ward. Thurman and Schwarzenegger are clearly having the time of their lives. Thurman’s performance in particular is as infectious as Poison Ivy’s pheromones. She’s far more cartoonish than Catwoman, but just as commanding in each scene that she’s in.
Some people want a very serious Batman. That doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with Mr. Freeze yelling at his henchmen for falling to sing along to music from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Villains are allowed to have fun too, a reality that plenty of subsequent films forgot about.
Batman & Robin is one of the gayest mainstream blockbusters ever released. Schumacher gave us nipples on the Batsuit, and close-ups on codpieces that nobody knew we needed. People laughed, sure, but this film dared to do something different.
Plenty of gay relationships are just as messy as Batman & Robin, but there’s beauty in chaos. Part of the queer experience is learning to let people in. You can’t save a city by yourself. Schumacher’s homoerotic toy commercial is a messy ride, but there’s so much joy to be had in this masterpiece of camp. So, it isn’t very serious. Who cares?
Tuesday
April 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
The city of Los Angeles is in a tumultuous era for its marquee industry. As film studios gobble each other up, and bureaucratic red tape makes it harder than ever to film in the entertainment capital of the world, it can be easy to forget the vibrancy that the city brings to each production that chooses to call it home. The city itself is essentially the main character of the 1985 classic To Live and Die in L.A.
Richard Chance (William Petersen) and Jimmy Hart (Michael Greene) are Secret Service agents assigned to a counterfeiting case in Los Angeles after foiling a terrorist plot to assassinate President Reagan. Hart, imminently approaching retirement, spends his last few days on the job locating the counterfeiter’s warehouse, run by Rick Masters (Willem Dafoe). Hart is killed after discovering the operation, with Chance vowing to avenge his mentor.
Now working with John Vukovich (John Pankow), Chance vows to take down the counterfeiting ring and avenge his partner, regardless of ethical lines. Vukovich takes umbrage with Chance’s unethical approach to the case, including his relationship with Ruth (Darlane Fluegel), a convict turned informant who’s out on parole. Chance frequently extorts Ruth by threatening to send her back to prison, the first of many laws he tramples over in his pursuit of Masters.
Director William Friedkin was no stranger to the genre by 1985, having previously directed The French Connection, one of the gold standards of American thrillers. To Live and Die in L.A. is a masterclass of dramatic tension. Friedkin never lets up across the 116-minute runtime, an immaculately paced fever dream set against the dreamy backdrop of the city and Wang Chung’s spectacular score.
Friedkin’s triumph comes from an extended car chase, one of the best in film history. To Live and Die in L.A. is a rare case of style mattering more than substance. Petersen does an admirable job in the lead role. Friedkin isn’t very interested in exploring Chance as a person, but Petersen more than sells his determination to avenge his friend.
Chance’s tenuous relationship with Vukovich is a classic tale of Los Angeles, a city full of transplants. Many come to the West Coast with no connections, and little more than a suitcase. LA is the kind of place that rewards those with an open heart and a scrappy, endless drive. Maybe it’s the sunshine, or the abandoned warehouses everywhere, but LA is the kind of city where you can make a new best friend in the course of an afternoon.
LA is also the kind of place where an artist can parlay their talents into a successful counterfeiting operation. Masters is the film’s most interesting character. Dafoe beautifully plays into Rick’s mystique. You can’t always tell if he wants to kill Chance, or sleep with him. Maybe both, another classic tale of the city.
To Live and Die in L.A. is kind of a mess. Friedkin threw character development out of the window, but managed to sustain his narrative for almost two hours on vibes, beautiful people, and Wang Chung. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but with car chases like this, who’s really thinking about anything?
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April 2026
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Written by Ian Thomas Malone, Posted in Blog, Movie Reviews, Pop Culture
Society has a weird way of selectively clutching its pearls regarding morality. We’ve celebrated bad people for years, villains we love to hate. But social issues, like gun violence and abortion, exist in this space, where people second-guess the suitability of the subject matter for artistic purposes.
The Drama is a film that basks in the taboo nature of its material. Charlie (Robert Pattinson) is a British museum curator living in Boston. He notices Emma (Zendaya) reading a book. Rather than engage her in a normal conversation, Charlie lies about having read the book.
The narrative takes a time jump to right before Charlie and Emma’s wedding. At a wine tasting that seemed a little too close to the wedding, the two get drunk with their best man and maid of honor, each sharing the worst thing they’d ever done. The relatively harmless crude game took a turn when Emma revealed that as a child, she’d planned and almost carried out a school shooting.
Director Kristopher Borgli is clearly having the time of his life exploring the messy nature of love, set against the backdrop of the most heinous hypothetical many could think up. Plenty are familiar with the concept of “love makes you do crazy things,” but that whole dynamic takes on a different meaning when love is making you forgive crazy things. The narrative essentially exists in a level deeper than that, as the entire case against Emma amounts to a thought crime, something she came close enough to achieving that she became deaf in one ear from rifle practice, but not actually something she went through.
Charlie, on the other hand, has more tangible deficiencies. He’s a liar. His friends who are judgmental of Emma have also done bad things in their lives. The Drama works best as a narrative when it allows itself to explore the inherent messiness in watching not great people judge someone who is probably a psychopath.
Zendaya brings such a quiet intensity to Emma that really sells the whole experience. Her performance highlights Emma’s vulnerabilities that draw you in, even if you don’t trust her in the slightest. Charlie’s infatuation with her, and his reluctance to cut her from his life, make perfect sense.
In Zendaya, Borgli found an actress capable of eliciting all the nuance from Emma needed to make everything work. His screenplay and narrative choices betray a lack of confidence. Early on, Emma reveals that Charlie was her first real crush, having met him at the age of 28, a sequence clearly meant to convey a personality disorder.
Frequently throughout the film, we see a younger Emma (Jordyn Curet), sometimes alongside Charlie. We see some of Emma’s motivations, lonlieness and a desire to belong, not dissimilar from alt-right fare centered on the manosphere. At times, it feels like Borgli is simply throwing stuff out into the ether as possible explanations for Emma’s character rather than exploring her through the mechanics of the material itself.
Emma’s revelation consumes the whole film, a layered thought experiment that isn’t explored with nearly the same depth with which it was created. There’s a lot of fun to be had in watching Charlie wrestle with his emotions. Pattinson is perfect for the way, infectiously charming while wielding the kind of ego necessary to entertain the thought of staying with Emma.
We see Charlie’s personality deficiencies mostly through the prism of his relationship to Emma. We don’t learn much about Charlie himself. Borgli shows a bit of Charlie and Emma’s work lives to get a glimpse of who they are outside of their relationship, but the scenes border a bit on filler. These characters are fun to watch, but they’re not really convincing people.
Borgli also has nothing interesting to say about school shootings, somehow completely removing politics from potentially the most politically charged topic in the country. At one point, Charlie wonders how many other Americans think about mass shootings, considering how many we have each week. This observation would be more compelling if it went anywhere.
Zendaya and Pattinson have enough chemistry to buoy the experience, but The Drama lacks depth. This is a really interesting subject, explored solely at the surface level. As a filmmaker, Borgli has a lot of impressive technical skills and a firm grasp on the pacing of his work. The 105-minute runtime flies by.
School shootings are a part of American life. There is no reason we shouldn’t be able to tackle this subject in our art, even if some people find that notion gauche. Art is not supposed to be comfortable.
But the best art also has a perspective. The Drama has a really engaging hook. It has brilliant lead performances by two actors at the top of their games. If only it had something more interesting to say.