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Classic Film: Batman & Robin

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Superhero movies have become so ubiquitous that it feels weird to imagine a time thirty years ago, when one film almost took down the whole genre. Warner Bros.’ original Batman series was a landmark moment for the entire industry, proof that the Dark Knight had commercial appeal beyond comic books and the campiness of the Adam West television series from the 60s. After the success of Batman Returns, perhaps the genre’s finest hour, the levers of capitalism demanded a more commercial-friendly caped crusader than Tim Burton’s dark take on the character could provide.

Batman Forever, director Joel Schumacher’s first effort at the helm of the franchise, signaled a pivot toward a take on Gotham that was more appealing to small children, and the toy companies that catered to them. Michael Keaton’s cerebral Bruce Wayne was swapped out for Val Kilmer, while Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey introduced the kind of comedy into the franchise that evoked notes of Adam West and Burt Ward. Schumacher also brought back Batman’s beloved sidekick Robin, a detested figure among filmmakers who only want the most serious, adult Batman possible.

Schumacher’s follow-up tossed any remaining remnants of Burton’s worldbuilding out the window of the Batmobile. Batman & Robin is not the kind of film made for artistic purposes. From the very first action sequence, playing hockey with a diamond on a makeshift rink in the middle of the Gotham museum, one notion is abundantly clear. This movie exists to sell toys.

Batman & Robin is one of the most intimate superhero movies ever made, a soap opera in every sense of the word. At its heart, it’s a love story on three separate levels. Pamela Isley (Uma Thurman) wants to rid the world of its pesky humans who terrorize the environment. Dr. Victor Fries (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to save his wife amidst an American healthcare system that doesn’t care about its citizens.

The beating heart of the film is a rivals-to-lovers story between master and apprentice. George Clooney’s take on Bruce Wayne essentially splits the difference between Keaton and Kilmer, the cerebral nature of the former and the pretty boy charm of the latter. Robin (Chris O’Donnell) is not quite his ward, instead embodying the more adult Nightwing version of Dick Grayson. Clooney and O’Donnell are less than ten years apart in age, adding to the melodrama when Bruce tries to instill life lessons upon the kid he later addresses as a brother.

Schumacher, proudly openly gay decades before many in Hollywood considered it normal, injected his signature flamboyant aesthetic into most of his work. The sexual tension between Bruce and Dick is clearly his priority in the movie, dispelling with Batman’s normal detective work in favor of added melodrama. Schumacher covers his tracks in a number of clever ways.

Many of the cinematic Batman adaptations have felt the need to treat Bruce Wayne like James Bond, usually including a love interest who disappears by the next film. Julie Madison (Ella Macpherson), Batman’s very first love interest from back in the 1930s, got the nod for Batman & Robin. Her two scenes leave no impression whatsoever, Bruce Wayne lacking any of the romantic chemistry with Madison that he has with Grayson.

Upon her transformation into Poison Ivy at the hands of Dr. Jason Woodrue (John Glover), himself an apex villain of DC Comics, Isley functions as the perfect beard for Bruce’s love affair with his own ward. Poison Ivy possesses a pheromone dust which makes most of Gotham fall in love with her, including Batman & Robin.

Bruce and Dick have several arguments over the course of the film. At first, the arguments center around the nature of family, Batman still getting used to not being a lone wolf. Alfred (Michael Gough, who, along with Pat Hingle were the only two actors to appear in all four films in the original Batman series). Alfred’s heart lies with the youth, including Grayson and his niece Barbara Wilson (Alicia Silverstone, playing a variation of the character unique to the film).

As the film goes on, Poison Ivy’s pheromones serve as meager cover fire for the film’s obligatory nods to compulsory heterosexuality (also known as comphet). Batman and Robin are clearly in love, Grayson serving as the aging twink desperate for the approval of his mentor, himself conflicted with the reality that being a family means more than adventurous nights out. You have to care about people during the day, too.

Schumacher’s work is light-hearted, doing injustice to the potentially powerful themes of climate change and the shortcomings of the American healthcare system. Neither Poison Ivy nor Mr. Freeze has the same menacing touch as The Penguin, but Thurman and Schwarzenegger showed up to play. Schwarzenegger is the only one well-served by the film’s terrible script, penned by Akira Goldsman, who later won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind.

People often say that puns are the lowest form of humor. Mr. Freeze puns are genius. Who doesn’t want a lovesick doctor to drop lines like “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” while they’re trying to destroy the planet?

The early 2000s ushered in this era of serious superhero movies that drew parallels to reality. While plenty of competent filmmakers produced great art, these stories come from comic books. They’re supposed to be ridiculous.

You know what’s actually far-fetched? Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who spends his time running around on rooftops, spending all his money on fancy gadgets, and making his butler stay up all night watching the Batcave. This is not an ethical man, but rather, a rogue billionaire who treats Gotham like his own personal playground.

Bruce could have helped the environment. He could have invested money in curing the MacGregor’s syndrome that affected Nora Fries, and later Alfred. He doesn’t do that, because he doesn’t actually care. Who is the real villain?

Schumacher caught a lot of flak for the film’s heavy commercialization. Is that really his fault? Warner Bros. gave him a mandate. He followed through, not always cooperatively either.

At one point, Poison Ivy remarks that she’s not a fighter, which is why her action figures come with Bane (Robert Swenson). This film knows exactly what it is: a product. Capitalism slowly eroded the perfect Batman crafted by Tim Burton, but Schumacher wasn’t content to let it destroy his work’s ample artistic merit.

The film does have its issues. Clooney’s lack of confidence ends up being an asset, another layer to Batman’s love story with Robin. The screenplay is genuinely horrible. The film fell into the trap of prioritizing new heroes at the expense of developing its existing characters, an issue that still plagues the genre to this day. There is a motorcycle race that serves no purpose other than to introduce Coolio into the DC universe.

Maybe Clooney wasn’t having so much fun trying not to sleep with his ward. Thurman and Schwarzenegger are clearly having the time of their lives. Thurman’s performance in particular is as infectious as Poison Ivy’s pheromones. She’s far more cartoonish than Catwoman, but just as commanding in each scene that she’s in.

Some people want a very serious Batman. That doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with Mr. Freeze yelling at his henchmen for falling to sing along to music from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Villains are allowed to have fun too, a reality that plenty of subsequent films forgot about.

Batman & Robin is one of the gayest mainstream blockbusters ever released. Schumacher gave us nipples on the Batsuit, and close-ups on codpieces that nobody knew we needed. People laughed, sure, but this film dared to do something different.

Plenty of gay relationships are just as messy as Batman & Robin, but there’s beauty in chaos. Part of the queer experience is learning to let people in. You can’t save a city by yourself. Schumacher’s homoerotic toy commercial is a messy ride, but there’s so much joy to be had in this masterpiece of camp. So, it isn’t very serious. Who cares?

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Classic Film: To Live and Die in L.A.

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The city of Los Angeles is in a tumultuous era for its marquee industry. As film studios gobble each other up, and bureaucratic red tape makes it harder than ever to film in the entertainment capital of the world, it can be easy to forget the vibrancy that the city brings to each production that chooses to call it home. The city itself is essentially the main character of the 1985 classic To Live and Die in L.A.

Richard Chance (William Petersen) and Jimmy Hart (Michael Greene) are Secret Service agents assigned to a counterfeiting case in Los Angeles after foiling a terrorist plot to assassinate President Reagan. Hart, imminently approaching retirement, spends his last few days on the job locating the counterfeiter’s warehouse, run by Rick Masters (Willem Dafoe). Hart is killed after discovering the operation, with Chance vowing to avenge his mentor.

Now working with John Vukovich (John Pankow), Chance vows to take down the counterfeiting ring and avenge his partner, regardless of ethical lines. Vukovich takes umbrage with Chance’s unethical approach to the case, including his relationship with Ruth (Darlane Fluegel), a convict turned informant who’s out on parole. Chance frequently extorts Ruth by threatening to send her back to prison, the first of many laws he tramples over in his pursuit of Masters.

Director William Friedkin was no stranger to the genre by 1985, having previously directed The French Connection, one of the gold standards of American thrillers. To Live and Die in L.A. is a masterclass of dramatic tension. Friedkin never lets up across the 116-minute runtime, an immaculately paced fever dream set against the dreamy backdrop of the city and Wang Chung’s spectacular score.

Friedkin’s triumph comes from an extended car chase, one of the best in film history. To Live and Die in L.A. is a rare case of style mattering more than substance. Petersen does an admirable job in the lead role. Friedkin isn’t very interested in exploring Chance as a person, but Petersen more than sells his determination to avenge his friend.

Chance’s tenuous relationship with Vukovich is a classic tale of Los Angeles, a city full of transplants. Many come to the West Coast with no connections, and little more than a suitcase. LA is the kind of place that rewards those with an open heart and a scrappy, endless drive. Maybe it’s the sunshine, or the abandoned warehouses everywhere, but LA is the kind of city where you can make a new best friend in the course of an afternoon.

LA is also the kind of place where an artist can parlay their talents into a successful counterfeiting operation. Masters is the film’s most interesting character. Dafoe beautifully plays into Rick’s mystique. You can’t always tell if he wants to kill Chance, or sleep with him. Maybe both, another classic tale of the city.

To Live and Die in L.A. is kind of a mess. Friedkin threw character development out of the window, but managed to sustain his narrative for almost two hours on vibes, beautiful people, and Wang Chung. It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but with car chases like this, who’s really thinking about anything?

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April 2026

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‘The Drama’ review: Zendaya and Pattinson salvage a charming, underwhelming romcom

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Society has a weird way of selectively clutching its pearls regarding morality. We’ve celebrated bad people for years, villains we love to hate. But social issues, like gun violence and abortion, exist in this space, where people second-guess the suitability of the subject matter for artistic purposes.

The Drama is a film that basks in the taboo nature of its material. Charlie (Robert Pattinson) is a British museum curator living in Boston. He notices Emma (Zendaya) reading a book. Rather than engage her in a normal conversation, Charlie lies about having read the book.

The narrative takes a time jump to right before Charlie and Emma’s wedding. At a wine tasting that seemed a little too close to the wedding, the two get drunk with their best man and maid of honor, each sharing the worst thing they’d ever done. The relatively harmless crude game took a turn when Emma revealed that as a child, she’d planned and almost carried out a school shooting.

Director Kristopher Borgli is clearly having the time of his life exploring the messy nature of love, set against the backdrop of the most heinous hypothetical many could think up. Plenty are familiar with the concept of “love makes you do crazy things,” but that whole dynamic takes on a different meaning when love is making you forgive crazy things. The narrative essentially exists in a level deeper than that, as the entire case against Emma amounts to a thought crime, something she came close enough to achieving that she became deaf in one ear from rifle practice, but not actually something she went through.

Charlie, on the other hand, has more tangible deficiencies. He’s a liar. His friends who are judgmental of Emma have also done bad things in their lives. The Drama works best as a narrative when it allows itself to explore the inherent messiness in watching not great people judge someone who is probably a psychopath.

Zendaya brings such a quiet intensity to Emma that really sells the whole experience. Her performance highlights Emma’s vulnerabilities that draw you in, even if you don’t trust her in the slightest. Charlie’s infatuation with her, and his reluctance to cut her from his life, make perfect sense.

In Zendaya, Borgli found an actress capable of eliciting all the nuance from Emma needed to make everything work. His screenplay and narrative choices betray a lack of confidence. Early on, Emma reveals that Charlie was her first real crush, having met him at the age of 28, a sequence clearly meant to convey a personality disorder.

Frequently throughout the film, we see a younger Emma (Jordyn Curet), sometimes alongside Charlie. We see some of Emma’s motivations, lonlieness and a desire to belong, not dissimilar from alt-right fare centered on the manosphere. At times, it feels like Borgli is simply throwing stuff out into the ether as possible explanations for Emma’s character rather than exploring her through the mechanics of the material itself.

Emma’s revelation consumes the whole film, a layered thought experiment that isn’t explored with nearly the same depth with which it was created. There’s a lot of fun to be had in watching Charlie wrestle with his emotions. Pattinson is perfect for the way, infectiously charming while wielding the kind of ego necessary to entertain the thought of staying with Emma.

We see Charlie’s personality deficiencies mostly through the prism of his relationship to Emma. We don’t learn much about Charlie himself. Borgli shows a bit of Charlie and Emma’s work lives to get a glimpse of who they are outside of their relationship, but the scenes border a bit on filler. These characters are fun to watch, but they’re not really convincing people.

Borgli also has nothing interesting to say about school shootings, somehow completely removing politics from potentially the most politically charged topic in the country. At one point, Charlie wonders how many other Americans think about mass shootings, considering how many we have each week. This observation would be more compelling if it went anywhere.

Zendaya and Pattinson have enough chemistry to buoy the experience, but The Drama lacks depth. This is a really interesting subject, explored solely at the surface level. As a filmmaker, Borgli has a lot of impressive technical skills and a firm grasp on the pacing of his work. The 105-minute runtime flies by.

School shootings are a part of American life. There is no reason we shouldn’t be able to tackle this subject in our art, even if some people find that notion gauche. Art is not supposed to be comfortable.

But the best art also has a perspective. The Drama has a really engaging hook. It has brilliant lead performances by two actors at the top of their games. If only it had something more interesting to say.

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April 2026

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‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ review: another bucket of slop for your feed trough

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For all the talk of the difficulties of landing a perfect sequel, the formula offers a few key advantages. Sequels don’t have to dedicate chunks of their runtimes to establishing their characters. We know that more isn’t always better, but with a franchise like Mario, it really should be. There’s certainly no shortage of subject material to adapt.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie dives right into its plot. Princess Rosalina (Brie Larson) raises the Lumas, a cute starry species, on the Comet Observatory, having long ago sent her sister Peach (Anna Taylor-Joy) to the Mushroom Kingdom. Rosalina is captured by Bowser Jr. (Benny Safdie), seeking to carry on his father’s legacy.

The film largely follows Peach’s efforts to rescue her sister, while Mario (Chris Pratt), Luigi (Charlie Day), and newcomer Yoshi (Donald Glover) guard the Mushroom Kingdom back home, including their Bowser (Jack Black), still their prisoner after the events of the first film. There are some cursory thoughts given to things like character development, quickly abandoned. The narrative rarely lets up the gas, even to properly introduce the newcomers.

Directors Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic have no ambitions for their work beyond crafting a feature-length cutscene, a gorgeous film with absolutely zero substance. It’s almost astonishing to see how little effort was put into telling a story. The brisk 98-minute runtime has little room for an overstuffed cast or anything at all besides constant action sequences.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie falls into the same trap as many recent franchise sequels of prioritizing new characters at the expense of the titular hero. Mario is barely a factor in his own movie. There isn’t a single scene where Chris Pratt makes an impression as the leading character of the film.

There is a certain temptation to say that Peach is actually the star of the movie, given her added screentime. The relationship between Peach and Rosalina is certainly the emotional anchor, and the banter between Peach and Toad (Keegan-Michael Key) is a lot of fun. The film doesn’t really have a star, constantly bouncing back and forth between its characters and its action sequences, rarely taking a moment to breathe.

The lack of downtime really kills the humor. Day, Key, and Black were all highlights of the first film, the latter clearly having the time of his life as Bowser. Black is completely wasted, while Day and Key are given little to do. Worst of all, Donald Glover is given practically nothing to work with for Yoshi. They’re all just kind of there.

The film does have a lot of easter eggs. Longtime Mario fans will be impressed with the way the throwbacks were woven into the action, but that dynamic begs the broader question. Why wasn’t such care taken toward the rudimentary fundamentals of this story? Why is this such an empty experience?

The answer lies in the bread and butter of filmmaking. We are given no reason to care about Mario. The only effort made to make us care about Peach comes from tugging at the emotional heartstrings of a sibling relationship, not from work put into the screenplay. The action is quite good. Once again, Horvath and Jelenic have shown us that they know how to adapt video gameplay, a feat that might be impressive to anyone who hasn’t seen one of those epic Super Smash Bros. openings. They’re really, really good at the easiest part of this whole experience.

The storytelling is pure slop. To call it paint-by-numbers would be insulting to the brainpower required to count. The Rosalina rescue mission is lazy and predictable, just like the whole experience, which is actually pretty frustrating if you’ve ever played a Mario game, which almost always has that one level that drives you crazy. Unlike this nonsense, those games have identities.

That level for these movies appears to be character development. The Super Mario Galaxy movie has some entertainment value from the nature of the spectacle, but it’s a stunningly empty experience. Mario’s source material is a video game. That’s no excuse for his exceedingly lazy characterization over the past two films.

Mario games have never forgotten that great gameplay doesn’t have to come at the expense of great art. Super Mario Galaxy is one of the greatest games of the 21st century. If only this movie had any ambitions beyond replacement-level content for young children with poor attention spans.

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March 2026

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‘Pizza Movie’ review: an eager casts buoys this messy, endearing college stoner film

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The buddy stoner movie is a timeless genre. It’s hard to look back on your college days without a tinge of nostalgia for the days when acquiring pizza was the most complex issue at hand. Directors Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher turned to the absurd for their take on well-trodden territory, swapping the now-legal marijuana out for something trippier.

Jack (Gaten Matarazzo) and Montgomery (Sean Giambrone) are college roommates and close friends. Jack earned the ire of his university by getting the school football program cancelled, now subject to numerous bullies who pin him down and fart in his face on a regular basis. Both on the nerdier side, Jack and Montgomery harbor resentment toward Lizzy (Lulu Wilson) for abandoning them in favor of the cool kids group.

After the bullies destroy their alcohol, Jack and Montgomery take an illicit substance called “M.I.N.T.S.” which produces a highly specific type of hallucinogenic high that’s essentially just a bad trip. The only counterbalance to the drugs is pizza, which Montgomery orders by delivery drone. Their efforts to acquire the pizza are thrown into disarray by Blake (Jack Martin), an obnoxious R.A. who puts the building on near lockdown after catching a student with weed.

McElhaney and Kocher move to the beat of their own drum. Pizza Movie is an absurd trip that soars above its many narrative shortcomings, bolstered by outlandish humor and the stellar chemistry between Matarazzo and Giambrone. The dialogue is strong and works well with two leads who clearly showed up to play. McElhaney and Kocher know how to get a laugh, even sometimes from jokes that don’t quite work.

None of these characters are particularly complex people. The script makes the function of M.I.N.T.S. needlessly complex, introducing stages of the drug that makes the movie feel too formulaic at times. The second act almost sinks the entire experience, letting a lot of the air out of the room after a strong start.

In many ways, Pizza Movie feels like a high school movie forced to masquerade as a college narrative. It’s not clear what year Jack and Montgomery are supposed to be in. Much of the social politics, particularly the bullying, feels out of place in a college setting.

The film doesn’t dedicate enough time to character development to pack much of an emotional punch, but there’s still a lot to enjoy in watching Matarazzo, Giambrone, and Wilson work, three kids desperate to let their freak flags fly in a world that demands conformity. The jokes rely a bit too much on gross-out humor. McElhaney and Kocher do themselves no favors with some cheap meta jokes late in the third act, a script in desperate need of revision.

Pizza Movie is kind of a mess, the sort of film that requires you not to think too hard about the plot mechanics. McElhaney and Kocher are fantastic technical directors, but leave a lot to be desired as storytellers. The film isn’t likely to go down as a college classic, but this trip is a fun way to spend the evening.

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March 2026

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‘Project Hail Mary’ review: a bland, entertaining science fiction narrative

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The past ten years have provided a lot of perspectives on the question of extraterrestrial life. If there were aliens out there, would they really want to come to America? Could they really be any worse than humanity ourselves? The film Project Hail Mary finds some unique perspectives on the subject amidst a narrative that’s rather familiar.

Dr. Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) awakes from deep sleep on a spacecraft, quickly learning that he’s the only survivor of the three-person crew. Grace figures out that he’s on a one-way mission to a distant star to prevent microorganisms from eating the sun. As the Hail Mary approaches its destination, Grace encounters an alien spacecraft piloted by a five-legged alien who resembles a pile of rocks.

Dubbing his new friend Rocky, Grace bonds with the alien as they figure out how to stop the organism and save their respective planets. Grace develops a system of communication with Rocky based on echolocation. Periodic flashbacks to Grace’s time on Earth reveal some of the particulars of the mission, organized by Eva Stratt (Sandra Hüller).

Based on the 2021 novel by Andy Weir, directors Christopher Miller and Phil Lord seem to be attempting to recapture the cinematic magic of another adaptation of Weir’s work, The Martian. The duo even enlisted Martian screenwriter Drew Goddard for their first effort in the director’s chair since 2014’s 22 Jump Street. Godard’s screenplay evokes plenty of the humor from The Martian, not always to the film’s benefit.

Gosling puts in great work in the lead role. Grace is sweet, funny, and easy to root for. Like the Hail Mary ship itself, sometimes it feels like Gosling could be operating on autopilot, a broader problem as the narrative hums along.

There’s an innate sense of sadness to Grace’s life that Lord and Miller refuse to allow Gosling to work with, limiting the impact of their competent but forgettable work. Project Hail Mary is a beautiful film to watch. The special effects are great, and the physical set of the ship is well-made. It’s hard to shake the idea there’s something missing here.

Project Hail Mary suffers from an intense lack of suspense. There are predictable hiccups along the way, but the film doesn’t know how to get its audience to buy into its drama. The 156-minute runtime is excessively bloated for a feature that really doesn’t have anything original to say.

Miller and Lord never seem to care that Grace is essentially a one-dimensional character. The flashbacks hint at something more substantive that never really arrives. There are some interesting strands related to the nature of memory that aren’t explored in any meaningful way. Gosling gets a few moments to show off his signature charm, but not many, a peculiar dynamic across a film where he’s often the only human character.

Mankind made it to space because of ambition. Project Hail Mary has no ambition, a film simply content to go through the motions of what people expect from a science fiction narrative. Lord and Miller, along with Gosling, are consummate professionals. The fact that they have nothing interesting to say somehow doesn’t completely sink their work, a fairly impressive feat of its own.

Project Hail Mary is an underwhelming exercise in competent filmmaking. Science fiction at its best tends to evoke a feeling of awe and wonder. It’s hard to be blown away by anything on the screen when the narrative doesn’t offer much besides memories of earlier, better work.

While at least twenty minutes too long, there is some fun to be had watching Grace and Rocky exchange their thoroughly unoriginal banter. Project Hail Mary could have been something great. It doesn’t appear that anyone involved with the film cared about such a lofty goal. The end result is an entertaining time at that theater, but nothing worth saving humanity over.

Thursday

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March 2026

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The 2026 Oscar Nominees for Best Picture, Ranked

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2025 was a peculiar year for filmmaking. This is probably the weakest field of contenders in the post-pandemic years. The top half of the list features some exceptional movies, but it’s definitely not a year where practically any film could win.

I went back and forth on my prediction for Best Picture several times over the past few weeks, but I always returned to the conventional pick. Sinners is an outstanding film and would be a worthy winner. This year is a rare year where my favorite is also favored to win.

For a while, I thought this was a three-picture race between Sinners, One Battle After Another, and Hamnet, the latter serving as a more conventional pick opposite a genre film and one based on a Thomas Pynchon novel.

But I think this field shares a lot in common with the 2023 nominees. Everything Everywhere All at Once was heavily favored while also being a genre film and a box office hit, without a clear contender at the front of the pack. I don’t think OBAA made enough of a mark to steal Sinners’ thunder.

Here is my list, ranked by my own personal preference, not by likelihood of victory.

1. Sinners A horror film has not won Best Picture since The Silence of the Lambs, the year I was born. Ryan Coogler’s work is exceptional, an inviting sense of world-building that feels genuinely lived-in. Michael B. Jordan has never been better, and longtime underrated actor Delroy Lindo is finally earning recognition for his delightful performance. Horror is a well-trodden genre. Many have drawn comparisons between Sinners and From Dusk Till Dawn, which perhaps makes it even more impressive that Coogler managed to bring such an impressive perspective to the table.

2. The Secret Agent – Wagner Moura would probably be my pick for Best Actor if I had a vote. The Secret Agent is a delightful period piece about the political turmoil of the military dictatorship in Brazil. Director Kleber Mendonça Filho plays around with the nature of memory a lot, constantly defying audience expectations throughout the narrative. The film takes some big swings that don’t all land, but it’s a highly ambitious work that shouldn’t be missed.

Ian’s full review of The Secret Agent.

3. Marty Supreme Putting aside Chalamet’s obnoxious comments on ballet and opera (that went viral after Oscar voting closed, mitigating the damage), Marty Supreme is really, really good. Director Josh Safdie did a wonderful job in his first solo effort without his brother Benny since 2008. Chalamet is mesmerizing as a complete sleaze, which may not have taken that much acting. The tension in the pacing never lets up, an exhausting ride that still flies through a hearty runtime. The biggest knock against the film is that it did not surpass the highs of Safdie’s last film, Uncut Gems, while revisiting many of the same devices.

Ian’s full review of Marty Supreme.

4. One Battle After Another As a huge fan of Paul Thomas Anderson and Thomas Pynchon, OBAA felt kind of like a fever dream of everything I wanted in a movie. Its imposing 162-minute runtime absolutely flies by. It’s pretty laughable that Teyana Taylor wasn’t nominated for Best Actress, the heart and soul of a movie starring juggernauts like Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn. DiCaprio puts forth his most interesting effort in years in what’s largely a supporting role. I really liked OBAA, and wouldn’t be upset if it won Best Picture. Like Marty Supreme, it loses a few points for not coming close to PTA’s best work, particularly There Will Be Blood, Magnolia, and The Master.

Ian’s full review of One Battle After Another.

5. Sentimental ValueRenate Reinsve first blew me away with 2022’s The World Person in the World. She puts forth excellent work here opposite Stellan Skarsgård, in one of the best performances of his career, in an intimate narrative about the remnants of a family long splintered. While mostly in Norwegian, Elle Fanning has a superb supporting role as an actress hoping to play Reinsve’s character in a film directed by her father. Director Joachim Trier makes a pretty outstanding case for why artists often make shitty parents. As an avid fan of foreign film, I was delighted to see Sentimental Value nominated, something I wish the Academy would do more of instead of giving nominations to lackluster releases by perennial contenders. Sentimental Value also gets bonus points for featuring the song “Same Old Scene” by Roxy Music, off a lackluster album I’d been playing heavily before watching the film, which was quite a bizarre coincidence.

6. Hamnet I was pretty shocked not to see Hamnet in the Best Cinematography category, especially over Frankenstein. Director Chloé Zhao’s meditation on grief is less about William Shakespeare, than Anne Hathaway, with a fantastic lead performance by Jessie Buckley. Hamnet delivers some truly compelling perspectives on the creative process that you don’t see much in the countless Hollywood narratives centered on writers. There’s a lot to admire in the way Zhao moves through her work, but much of the pieces of Hamnet work better than the collective final product.

7. Train Dreams Director Cliff Bentley heavily channels Terence Malick in the BP race’s other major commentary on grief. Joel Edgerton is exquisite as a laborer frequently away from his family in the late 1800s, a narrative that spans 80 years. It’s a tragic film that doesn’t wallow in its grief, but finds a lot of beauty in the quiet moments of life. Bentley’s gentle pacing that constantly evokes Malick is severely undercut by its heavy-handed narration. Another pass at the script might have made Train Dreams a serious contender amidst a fairly open year.

8. Bugonia Yorgos Lanthimos is a polarizing director who has created a lot of thought-provoking original work. The Favourite and The Lobster are two of my favorites of the twenty-first century, but I was not a big fan of his last BP nominee, Poor Things, which I thought meandered a bit too much. Bugonia had a leaner runtime, and wonderful performances from Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons, but the narrative doesn’t have a lot of meat on its bone. Bugonia peters out long before its third act, which itself has some glaring issues.

9. Frankenstein – Guillermo del Toro’s long-awaited passion project just didn’t do it for me. The special effects were lackluster. Del Toro captured Shelley’s aesthetic, but I didn’t feel her voice, particularly when the narrative shifted toward The Creature. Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi, and Mia Goth all put forth solid work here, but this was a rare miss from del Toro, an adaptation of a well-known book that doesn’t do much to justify its existence or its bloated 150-minute runtime.

10. F1 –  The Oscars have generally tried to have at least one blockbuster in the mix for Best Picture. This year has two legitimate box office hits, which bookend this list. F1 is a very entertaining remake of Top Gun: Maverick, which was once itself the token crowd-pleaser in the BP category. Brad Pitt delivered a compelling performance, even if you put aside the absurdity of a sixty-year-old professional race car driver. It was a lot of fun to see on the big screen, but I don’t think it has any business being in this race.

 

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February 2026

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‘Wuthering Heights’ review: Brontë’s depth is thrown out the window in this substance-free adaptation

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There is no set formula for what makes a successful film adaptation of a literary classic. The closest thing we might get to a rubric lies in the essence of the source material. Wuthering Heights is one of the most imposing novels in the English canon, a brutally miserable text with practically no one to root for.

At its core, Emily Brontë’s only book is about the ramifications of generational trauma. Heathcliff arrives to the titular Wuthering Heights as an orphan boy, quickly becoming the favorite of his adoptive father, Mr Earnshaw. Earnshaw’s two biological children have polar opposite reactions to Heathcliff. Hindley Earnshaw is jealous of his new brother, while Catherine “Cathy” sees a new pet, and later, the love of her life.

The generational trauma in the text is set in motion after the death of Mr Earnshaw. Hindley and his new wife Frances hate Heathcliff, beating him and reducing his status to that of a servant. With Heathcliff’s prospects limited, particularly by the restrictions and cruelty of his adoptive brother, now the master of Wuthering Heights, Catherine turns to their neighbor, Edgar Linton, as a potential match.

Heathcliff never gets over his poor treatment by Hindley, or his rejection by Cathy. Cathy dies during childbirth about halfway through the novel. Its second half is entirely consumed with Heathcliff’s desire for vengeance upon the descendants of Hindley and Edgar, plus his own hated son, born of his perplexing and cruel marriage to Isabella Linton, Edgar’s sister.

Heathcliff knew only cruelty as a child. Whatever sympathies the reader might feel for him are gradually washed away through the course of the text, as Heathcliff doles out brutality in more than equal measure. Mostly through the novel’s narrator, Nelly Dean, Brontë makes clear that Heathcliff is not a figure to root for.

For her third feature, Emerald Fennell largely truncates the sprawling nature of Brontë’s work. There is no Hindley Earnshaw, or subsequent generation. The second half of the book is gone. The quotation marks placed around the title Wuthering Heights make clear that this is a very different adaptation of the seminal book.

Heathcliff (Jacob Elordi, with Owen Cooper portraying young Heathcliff) comes to Wuthering Heights in much the same way as the book. Only now, Mr Earnshaw (Martin Clunes) is the degenerate gambler who beats him. Cathy (Margot Robbie, with Charlotte Mellington portraying young Cathy) is now an only child, who gives Heathcliff his name as a mark of possession, her pet to endure the boredom of her unstimulating environment.

From a stylistic standpoint, Fennell marvelously captures the essence of the book. Wuthering Heights is an imposing, dreary structure out in the middle of nowhere. By comparison, the Linton’s Thrushcross Grange is a beacon of hope, brimming with life. The cinematography beautifully captures all of the characters’ natural feelings of isolation, alongside the foreboding sense of dread that lingers of every page of Brontë’s prose.

Robbie and Elordi are both cartoonishly miscast. Heathcliff is unambiguously dark-skinned in the book, contributing to his sense of othering. Elordi does his best to capture Heathcliff’s brutishness, but it’s not particularly convincing.

In the book, Cathy was eighteen when she died during childbirth. Robbie is quite a bit older. The film makes modest allowances for this discrepancy, once referring to Catherine as being as old as a spinster, but Fennell misses a key opportunity to explore how these age dynamics might play into her new version of why Catherine abandoned her true love.

Cathy and Heathcliff’s unresolved sexual tension is a vital throughline in the book. Cathy basically edges Heathcliff into oblivion. He never stops loving Cathy, yet treats her daughter, who has many of her features, with inexplicable cruelty.

Fennell has no interest in keeping Elordi and Robbie’s hands off each other. In doing so, she relents on the undercurrent powering much of the novel. What takes its place is largely the downfall of her film.

Brontë wrote Wuthering Heights with such intensity and fervor that it’s hard not to admire her work, even if you never want to read it again. Fennell reduces all of that to a mere matter of vibes. This film is all about the vibes.

To be clear, there’s a lot to like about Fennell’s sense of atmosphere. Every frame is full of meticulously structured imagery. It’s a beautiful film to look at. The music, with a score provided by Fennell regular Anthony Willis, and original songs by Charli XCX, is delightfully on point.

But there’s an emptiness of substance that Fennell struggles to shake. Edgar Linton (Shazad Latif) is reduced to nothing more than a patsy. Nelly (Hong Chau) is barely around at all, lacking the delectable nuance she wields throughout the text.

The biggest crime is Isabella Linton (Alison Oliver), whom Fennell treats as a complete joke. Isabella’s loveless marriage to Heathcliff is not the confusing tragedy of the text, but an outlet for BDSM humor. Heathcliff is let off the hook for his cruelty, a recurring theme for Fennell throughout her narrative.

Brontë does supply reasons to feel bad for Heathcliff in the text, but she never tries to carry water for her character. Heathcliff is a bad man who unquestionably becomes the primary antagonist of the book for its second half. Fennell isn’t really interested in exploring the nature of his descent into a monster so much as she wants to make excuses for him. Nothing in Fennell’s Wuthering Heights is ever Heathcliff’s fault.

The absence of characters like Nelly or Mr Lockwood to process the ramifications of Heathcliff and Cathy’s romance isn’t really satiated by anything else in the narrative to give meaning to all this constant heartache and turmoil. Fennell isn’t interested in generational trauma, that much is clear. What exactly is she interested in, besides horny people in the middle of nowhere, with nothing to obsess about but each other?

Wuthering Heights is a brutal read. Brontë’s work largely endures on the strength of her prose, and the gravity of her ideas. There’s so much depth to this book. It’s the kind of narrative that sticks with you, even if you didn’t like a single character.

Fennell’s work is a lewd, empty fever dream. There are a lot of attractive people being horrible to each other. Her technical skills as a filmmaker are on full display, a narrative as gorgeous as it is vacuous. Shallow should never be a word that comes to mind regarding the work of Emily Brontë.

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Classic Film: Picnic at Hanging Rock

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Narratives typically include that pesky thing called resolution. It’s part of why procedurals like Law & Order have remained so popular across the history of television. Human beings like to watch stories that resolve themselves before the credits roll. Life doesn’t always present us with the easiest narratives.

The 1975 film Picnic at Hanging Rock tells the story of several girls at an Australian boarding school who went missing on Valentine’s Day in 1900, along with one of their teachers. The all-girls school is run by the overbearing Mrs. Appleyard (Rachel Roberts), who takes a special dislike of Sara (Margaret Nelson), an introverted orphan. Sara is close to Miranda (Anne-Louise Lambert), the leader of the girls who decide to climb the Hanging Rock.

Buckling under the weight of the oppressive school, Miranda and her friends seek liberation at Hanging Rock. After seemingly falling into a trance, Miranda, Marion (Jane Vallis), and Irma (Karen Robson) ascend further up the rock. Their friend Edith (Christine Schuler) watches their disappearance, though it’s unclear exactly what she witnessed. The students return to their school at night, without Miranda, Marion, Irma, or Miss McCraw (Vivean Gray), one of their teachers.

Much of the narrative takes place in the aftermath of the girls’ disappearance. Edith and Irma, who was found the next day with no memory of what happened, are frequently interrogated by their teachers and the authorities, while their fellow students treat them with apprehension. Further isolated, Sara mourns the loss of her friends without the comforts of clarity regarding their disappearance.

Director Peter Weir’s great triumph comes from his firm grasp of the atmosphere, a harrowingly powerful experience. Few films capture the agony of an unsolved mystery with such grace and beauty. Narratives are supposed to provide a sense of closure. Weir instead explores the vacuum that’s left when such answers cannot be provided.

The girls disappear about thirty minutes into the nearly 115-minute feature. The audience spends much more time with people like Sara, as well as Michael (Dominic Guard) and Albert (John Jarratt), two boys who saw the girls shortly before the disappearance. Without a lot of time to bond with Miranda or Marion, the audience is forced to care about them through the lens of those they left behind.

Music plays a vital role in crafting the atmosphere of the film. Gheorge Zamfir delivers an eerily powerful performance on the panpipes, while composer Bruce Smeaton provides a score that illustrates the sense of longing that the characters feel for their missing companions. The music often works in tandem with the cinematography to give nature an outstretched importance in the narrative, the untamed wilderness a character in its own right.

In some ways, it feels wrong to refer to Picnic at Hanging Rock as a slow burn. This is not a film in any rush toward a particular destination. Weir lets his audience know right from the beginning that nobody knows what happened, giving this fictional narrative the weight of a true crime cold case. The audience is only there to observe the absence of closure. There’s not much burn to be found.

There are points where the film hits some pacing snags. Michael is a compelling secondary character, but the story leaves a lot on the table with regard to his friend Albert, Sara’s brother. Like the audience, Michael is approaching his sense of loss from a distance, but at times it feels like Weir is focusing on him in the absence of a more compelling narrative strand.

As Sara, Margaret Nelson is forced to carry much of the film’s weight, a lonely, isolated girl, who found companionship, only to lose it for reasons beyond human comprehension. That’s the thing about loss. Even in everyday life, loss doesn’t always come with an explanation.

Weir makes a powerful case for the irrelevance of narrative closure. Life rarely works itself into a neat three-act structure. Sense and structure help us stay sane through the chaos of everyday life. Nobody at Hanging Rock had that luxury. You don’t always get closure. Fifty years later, it’s still quite moving to spend time in Weir’s world, receiving a necessary lesson on how to live with uncertainty, lest we allow it to take over our very existence. Sometimes, you just have to learn to let the mystery be.

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Classic Film: Loving Annabelle

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The past few years have been quite the mixed bag for LGBTQ representation. Queer visibility is greater than ever, but there has been quite the push and pull to see that reflected on screen. In many ways, the early aughts feel like a lifetime ago, especially through the prism of 2006’s Loving Annabelle.

Simone (Diane Gaidry) is a poetry teacher at an all-girls Catholic boarding school, which she also attended. Simone is a reserved teacher, clearly struggling a bit under the repressive confines of her religion, a dynamic not exactly lost on the school priest (Kevin McCarthy). There’s a certain natural sense of claustrophobia at a place like Saint Theresa’s, full of nuns ready to punish any deviation from the norm.

Simone’s life is upended when a new student, Annabelle (Erin Kelly) arrives at the school. Annabelle is a free spirit, quickly earning the ire of Mother Immaculata (Ilene Graff), the school principal, when she refuses to take off her Buddhist beads. Assigned to Simone’s dorm and her classroom, Annabelle quickly takes an interest in the new authority figure in her life.

Initially resistant to Annabelle’s many charms, Simone starts to crack. While watching Annabelle over spring break, Simone takes her student up to her beach house. As Simone’s hard exterior starts to give way, Annabelle learns the source of her teacher and crush’s intense reservations, eventually prompting a relationship between the two.

Director Katerine Brooks’ narrative is quite the problematic story. The dynamic between teacher and underage student creates plenty of power dynamic issues that the film is reluctant to explore. With a runtime of just 76 minutes, there is little space to address any of the themes, an almost nonexistent third act.

Gaidry and Kelly are quite the awkward fit. Annabelle exudes a level of spunk that dances around the idea of maturity, a manic pixie dream type that’s just barely believable within the panopticon of a place like Saint Theresa’s. Kelly does an admirable job with what she was given, but Annabelle is not exactly a three-dimensional character.

Gaidry, on the other hand, brings a tragic lived-in quality to the tortured Simone. Brooks’ messy feature shines brightest when highlighting the cost of Simone’s decades of repression, capturing the zeitgeist of being gay in George Bush’s America. The curtain is never quite pulled back on Simone’s character, but it’s also easy to see how much she gave up of herself just to maintain a semblance of composure in her stuffy world.

The aughts were not a nuanced time for gay people. Plenty of teachers lost their jobs just for being gay, let alone sleeping with a student. Twenty years later, we can understand the twisted thought process that might lead a grown adult to throw out common sense, even if we don’t agree with her abuse of power.

Loving Annabelle is not a great movie. There’s too much left on the table for the pieces to make for a particularly satisfying experience, but Brooks constantly shows her audience how much she understands about these complicated dynamics. We don’t always need to watch upstanding citizens.

Sometimes, the world is better off with messier protagonists like Simone. You don’t need to give her a pass for sleeping with her student to see the tragedy of a life wasted, in service to repression. Simone gave her whole life to a school that would turn its back on her the second she life an authentic life.

The canon of LGBTQ films is similarly messy, full of talented directors forced to adapt their works to the hysteria that’s plagued our nation for longer than anyone could care to admit. How many gay people could really be themselves in 2006, with no consequences to their well-being or their livelihoods? Simone was a woman of faith, with absolutely nothing to show for it.

Plenty in our country want to return to the times of Loving Annabelle. Far too many parts of America never stopped being that oppressive wasteland. Brooks’ work feels like a relic of a bygone era, but for many, it’s still their present. It’s a sad indictment on our reality that this film, and all its imperfections, are still so potent twenty years down the road. We should have moved on by now, but this film still has plenty to teach us all.